Misunderstood expectations consume me.

I decided to make the most of my day off. (after I baby sat the office crew in the morning) I went ahead and shopped in my local shopping center.

Saw some cool Jane Norman, h&m, dresses in one of the charity shops. Shame they were slightly too small but they were new and 3.50 each! Damn. I liked the black one. I might go back and buy it anyway and year a test under to retain dignity. Anyways as one does, I decided 2 do something risky and thrilling. I stole a top from Peacocks, it was weird and I was waiting 2 get caught. I wasn't too obvious took one without a security tag, went 2 the changing room with a few and bagged one then returned the rest 2 the original rack.

Wot nearly screwed me over was a shimmer stick I bought the idiot sales clerk didn't deactivate the security tag, so that went off wen I came in & out.

In a way any I went off wen I came in maybe the security guy gave me the benefit of the doubt?

What is wrong with me, why do I want attention for all the wrong things...i want to get punished for something i didn't really want to do.